Former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford announced that he is engaged to marry his Argentinian girlfriend. Then New Jersey Governor Chris Christie announced he’s engaged to marry an Argentinian Steakhouse.
Taco Bell has announced a new morning drink, a mixture of Mountain Dew and orange juice that contains 17 teaspoons of sugar. Which explains their new slogan, “Taco Bell: Live Mas, Die Young.”
Bill Nye the Science Guy released a video on YouTube this week asking parents to not teach their children to deny evolution. The video received 60,000 opposable thumbs up.
During her speech at the Republican National Convention, Ann Romney repeatedly referred to her husband as “That boy I met at a school dance.” Then in his acceptance speech, Mitt referred to Ann as “That girl I strapped to the roof of my van.”
Organizers of the Republican National Convention canceled scheduled events on Monday in Tampa over concerns about Hurricane Isaac. They were then forced to squeeze four days of lies into three.
According to a new report from Yellowstone National Park, bears are not attracted to the odors of women menstruating. So, welcome to the club, bears.
School officials at a pre-school in Nebraska want a 3 year-old deaf boy to stop signing his name because the gesture resembles a gun. But Nebraska’s a red state, so he’s allowed to bring a real gun to school.
A Colorado man, who has been working for 63 years, was named by Guinness Records as the longest serving flight attendant ever. If he makes it to 65 years, he’ll be charged a retirement fee.
It was announced that Olympic Gymnast Aly Raisman will be inducted into the National Jewish Sports Hall of Fame. She’ll join Sandy Koufax of the LA Dodgers and Rudi Stein of the Bad News Bears.
The Egg McMuffin just turned 40. Not the product line, but the one you’re actually eating.