Top Ten Lowest Rated ESPN Programs

Based on an actual Top Ten List from the Late Show with David Letterman.

10. Outside the Groins
9. Pardon the Infection
8. Around the Bjorn (with your host Bjorn Borg)
7. Baseball’s Greatest Rain Delays
6. Chris Berman’s Nightly Weigh-In (sorry that’s on ESPN 2)
5. GameDay Urine Testing
4. Tape Delayed Olympics (sorry that’s on NBC)
3. World Series of Roker
2.  Flatulympics
1. ScabCenter

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Top Ten Lesser Films

10. The Bad News Bears Go To Arbitration
9. Blood Diamond Phillips
8. The So-So Gatsby
7. The Metrics
6. Dial M for Maury
5. The Girl with the Butterfly Tramp Stamp
4. Erik La strada
3. Roseanne’s Baby
2. Lawrence of a Labia
1. Keshia Knight Pulliam Rises

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